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REEL TALK: STAR TREK: FEDERATION: BRYAN SINGER &.... me?

Posted by Geoff Thorne on 14.5.11 , under , , , | comments (19)





Okay.

Over the last few weeks there's been a tiny stir about the so-called "Bryan Singer Pitch," some years ago, for a possible new Star Trek series. Setting aside the various opinions about the relative quality of the idea itself– some like it and some don't, just like anything– I'd like to get some things straight.

1) Bryan Singer did not write this pitch. Nor did Bryan Fuller. Nor did Chris McQuarrie. Nor did Robert Burnett.

2) FEDERATION was not based on any prior works of scifi, nor influenced by even one novel written by any scifi luminary, much less a series of them.

3) FEDERATION was not influenced by other/prior pitches for new series or new animated series or Star Trek novels or Star Trek comics.

How do I know? Because...

1) Star Trek: FEDERATION was written, from the ground up, in its entirety by yours truly. Yes. 100%

2) I did not base it upon any prior works. It was not influenced in even the slightest way by any military scifi or other TV series either in pitch form or what might have been on the air at the time. it came, entirely, out of my head and my love of the Star Trek franchise.

Here is what actually happened.

I met Robert Burnett some years ago at a comic book shop we both frequent. I had just come off an unpleasant freelancer pitch to, I think, STAR TREK: VOYAGER, the TV series and was bitching about it to a friend of mine. I said something to the effect of "I don't know why some writers are bastards when they see another writer. Everyone started out as a freelancer. They have to know how it is."

"I'm a writer," said this guy I didn't know but had seen around."I don't think I'm a bastard."


The guy was Rob Burnett and, to make very long story short, we hit it off. It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that Burnett is in serious contention to be Star Trek Fan #1. Look him up.

Anyway, we got to talking and, in relatively short order, he agreed to publish my comic book mini series, THE RED LINE that year. Things didn't work out with the comic book but we remained somewhat in each other's orbits and, a few months later, he emails me, asking be to drop by the office for a "serious talk." What the hell, right? I went.

When I get there, Rob lays out this wild conversation he's had a few nights before with Bryan Singer, Bryan Fuller and Chris McQuarrie who are, apparently, good friends of his. Pretty amazing to me, a massive USUAL SUSPECTS fan.





Awesome for Rob, I suppose, but what does it have to do with me?

Well, it turns out the other three guys are big Star Trek fans, Fuller having actually written for the franchise and Singer wanting to, possibly, take s stab at taking it over. At that time ENTERPRISE had either fizzled out or was in the process of and the various parties were already circling the property with a mind to taking over. The big front-runners, at least as the rumor media reported it, were Singer and Abrams.

So the Big Guys wanted to throw in something great but none of them had the time to actually do it. All they could agree on was the title: FEDERATION. They were all engaged in big projects at the time and literally couldn't peel off enough brainspace to dig on on Star Trek, as much as they might wish to. So Rob suggested bringing in a contractor, yours truly.

"That all sounds great," I said. "But what's in it for me?"

I was a freelancer at the time with no big credits to my name and I wasn't looking forward to doing a bunch of work without some sort of payment. As much as I love STAR TREK and the work of these guys, they weren't MY friends and I saw no good reason to just do them this little favor for free.

"You'll be on staff, instantly, if the series goes," says Rob. "And you get to make up anything you want."

"Anything?" I said.

"Anything," he said. Rob had told them about me, about the way I think about the Trek Universe and how I'd always said I'd approach the series, given any sort of a shot at it. "The only rules are "Make it interesting. Make it relevant. Shake things up. Make it Star Trek."

That was good enough for me. Awesome. I got to work and, about a week later, had what is now called The Singer Pitch for STAR TREK: FEDERATION.



I never met the Bryans or Chris. No one ever modified or gave me a note on my work outside of Rob himself who only insisted that our new captain be named Kirk (I was against that but I caved) and that our intelligent ship's computer not be called M.A.J.E.L. (he caved on that.).

The awesome Michael Okuda had been brought in to do the designs and update the tech.




We exchanged a couple of emails, very generic stuff. And then it was done.

It was a great pitch. I'm sorry, but it was. AWESOME. I'm extremely proud of it But, as we know, the pitch did not happen. Mr Abrams is driving now and all the Big Guns have moved on to other things.

So I don't think there's a problem laying out the actual facts here.

It was fun. I think it would have made for a compelling TV series that would have pleased not only Star Trek fans but the massive non-Trekkie audience which was my primary goal with the thing.

Anyway. That's it. That's what actually happened. Anything you read anywhere else that doesn't line up with this is not accurate.

Thanks for the use of the hall.

REEL TALK: No, I will not produce your TV Series Idea (because I can't)

Posted by Geoff Thorne on 15.4.11 , under , | comments (0)



Someone asked– elsewhere, not here– how you go about shopping a treatement for a television series idea if you don't know anyone and are fresh off the boat/out of college.
Well, obviously, the short answer is "You don't." 
That's what you tell the noobs so the faint of heart will bail out before they get hurt. Everybody who stays after that gets the long answer.
I hadn't actually thought about that long answer in some time so, when I did, I came up with some stuff that might be useful to some of you.
As with any advice, it's worth what you pay for it.
Unless it's worth more.
Anyway; like to hear it? Here it go:
METHOD ONE: Agents/Management
You need an agent. Or a manager or, in some cases, a lawyer. There is almost no way to do this otherwise. The process of submitting work to an agent varies slightly by agency and, again, in general, the big guys do not much care about noobs because they already have their own pipelines in place for finding new material and clients.
METHOD TWO: THe Hollywood Creative Directory.
This is a massive catalogue of all the legit production companies in Los Angeles (and sometimes elsewhere) listing their main employees and what sort of material they do as well as their lists of credits. You can go through this book, company by company, and make phone or email contact with the ones you think will be open to the sort of work you do. As with Method 1, the vast majority (90+%) will not be interested. Do NOT pitch them over the phone.
METHOD THREE: Mailroom
This sucks. It's ABSOLUTELY no fun. I'm telling you this up front. You get paid crap, there is stiff competition not only from wannabe writers, actors, directors and agents but also from the children of the rich and famous who may have one or more top-level connections that put them in the front of every line and at the top of every pile. You fight for the right to work in the mailroom at some agency, do an excellent job, make friends with assistants and junior agents and, at some point, let them know you're a writer. It's not a sprint. It's not for the weak.
METHOD FOUR: Create a web presence discussing some hot topic that you can either blow up or make funny. Build a following, opine on blogs. You can become friendly enough with "big players" that one may be interested in taking a look at your stuff. That you actually wrote. Because nobody gives a damn about a great "idea." 
METHOD FIVE: Nepotism
Be the child, friend, lover, husband, wife, brother, sister, father, mother, uncle, aunt or cousin of someone who can greenlight your project or get you to someone who can. Sadly, this one is mostly out of your hands and I would NEVER recommend finding someone to sleep with just to get ahead in "Hollywood." Although LOTS of people do just that. Don't. 
Ugly. Pathetic. Don't.
Also, and this is very important, WRITE THE PILOT. Nearly nobody is interested in a series pitch from someone who can't actually write. You can't skate by on "ideas." Ideas are worthless in this business. Why? Because EVERYONE has them. Literally. 
All anybody cares about is execution. If you can't write, as a noob, no one will care about your series. There's too much money at stake to waste on an unknown kid with a "good idea."
METHOD SIX: ASSISTANCE
Find a job as a producer's, writer's or director's assistant. This is a pivotal job on any TV series and, for your purposes, gets you right in the thick of the action as it really happens. 
You call up the company in question (or series production office if they are local to you) and ask if they have an HR department or if they are looking for the sort of assistant I've described here. If you get an interview, you get one shot. Competition for these jobs is INSANELY stiff. 
The writer's assistant has to be EXCEPTIONALLY organized, a very, very, very quick typist and able to "read" the mood of the writer's staff so they know when to speak up and when not.
Most TV productions get freelance scripts, first, from Writer's Assistants and THEN from normal freelancers. Most series try to promote from the inside for obvious reasons. This is a VERY legit way for a young person to get noticed and even employed as a writer but it's not a quicker way to get your pilot seen.
Also, when you try this method, 97 times out of 100, you will not get the job. See Method Five for reasons why.
METHOD EIGHT: SIZZLE REEL/ WEB SERIES
If you have the right friends, time and skillset (and maybe a little money, depending on needs) you can make a micro version of your Genius Idea as a web series. 
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA began on the web. Adam Sandberg was/is a member of THE LONELY ISLAND where he and his friends made comedy shorts of the same kind they now do for SNL.
The Lonely Island - comedy web series
CENTRAL DIVISION - dramatic web series
Trenches - scifi web series
SIZZLE REEL:
A sizzle reel is like an extended trailer for your series or film, showing all the elements, and shopping you as a producer (or director, writer or actor as well, depending on how deep your participation will go). Here's an example of a very expensive sizzle reel shot over a weekend by "Hollywood Pros."
I'm sure you can find your own versions. As with anything Hollywood-related, competition is stiff. But, as with anything web-related, ANYONE can jump in any time they want and take a shot which is something I recommend. "No risk, no reward," I always say. Really. Always. I'm saying it right now.
But, again, no one cares about the "idea;" ideas are just speculation. What "Hollywood" cares about is execution.
Bottom line, there are no shortcuts. ZERO.
No tricks. No secret handshake. No hookup. Stop thinking about them. If your last name isn't Paltrow or Hanks or even Whedon, forget about all that crap. It ain't happening for you that way.
Here are your options. Be super lucky. Be super hot. Be super talented. Be some combo. Any two of these three is a lock. Sometimes only one.
                   
                             TALENTED AND LUCKY
HOT & LUCKY. MOSTLY LUCKY.
SMALL PRINT: And, if you can manage it, if you can get your mind to bend this way, forget about the making of TV series altogether. It's a rough business and is made mostly of tears and disappointment for most who dive in. If you have ANYTHING else that you feel passionate about, pursue that. I promise.

oh, internet. Why are you so awesome?

Posted by Geoff Thorne on 27.3.11 , under , , , | comments (0)




This isn't an ad for TOSHIBA. Well, yes, it is, but it's also damned funny. I make no pronouncements on the relative quality of the product but, damn it, funny is funny. Enjoy.

Posted by Geoff Thorne on 30.7.10 , under , , | comments (2)



Today was an extremely good day. Night, night.

Happy New Year!

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Canon Fodder

Posted by Geoff Thorne on 16.4.08 , under , , , , | comments (1)



Causality: the description of the relationship between one event- the cause- and another - the effect in which the latter is the direct result of the former. Canonality: the description of the relationship between one set of fictional stories- those depicted in television and film- and another- those depicted in print. Every day, certainly, perhaps every few minutes, a new Star Trek fan discovers the width and breadth of the Trek-verse extends well beyond the lovely filmed entertainments that draw us all in. In that discovery, whether through the writings of DeCandido or Mangels & Martin or Ward, the new fan is quickly introduced to characters, plotlines, even entire species that have no connection whatsoever to the ones on the big and small screens. Despite the fact that most writers of Trek-Lit spend considerable energy making sure their printed tales line up as closely as possible with the filmed stuff a certain friction often develops in the mind of the new fan when reading. It is a combustion of feelings that leads invariably to the question, "Which one of these versions is true?" Which is canon- that is to say trusted- and which is to be tossed out? There are endless cycles of discussion of the value of canon vs non-canon vs fanon, which elements should supplant others and which should be ignored completely. The party line has always been that only what is filmed is considered truly "true." The books are fun, even illuminating on occasion, but ultimately only the films and TV series' actually "count." Despite this official edict, the fan community continues to have what is often a heated debate about where and how characters like Elias Vaughn fit into the canon. They take a dim view when the answer is a flat, "He doesn't." As a victim of its own success, the Lit-verse must shoulder most of the blame for this. If the printed stuff weren't so stellar, nobody would care about it and, by extension, what aspects are to be considered canonical and which are not. Even amongst those fans that only watch the filmed versions of Star Trek there are grumblings about any perceived deviation from what they feel is "authentic." DS9 is (or isn't). Enterprise wasn't (or was). The Klingons wouldn't (or would). Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Setting aside the fact that ALL of it is fiction and therefore is only as true or false as it pleases each member of the audience, here is a humble solution to the old debate. As usual it is to be found inside the official filmed material itself. Star Trek plays fast and loose with Time and the travel therein. On the one hand we have multiple depictions of time lines being "broken" or "altered" and some iteration of our stalwart heroes moving to fix the breach("City on the Edge of Forever," "Yesterday's Enterprise," etc.). This implies that there is only one timeline and that breaches of that line have catastrophic consequences for our heroes and often the universe at large. On the other we have stories showing an infinite number of alternate lines ("Parallels," "All Good Things"), each created when any choice is made or rejected. This is sort of analogous to the so-called Many Worlds Theory and it pretty much cancels out the other version. This second approach, while apparently undercutting some great stories, has also, unintentionally, settled the debate as to what is canon and what isn't. If there are an infinite number of possible timelines, each branching from another infinite number of histories, it follows that timelines can neither be broken nor corrected. Everything that can happen, in short, DOES happen. The Borg assimilate the whole universe, the Klingons take over the galaxy. Sisko refuses the commission to Deep Space Nine, etc. Therefore everything you've ever seen or read, from fan fiction to the next J.J. Abrams epic, is canon. All of it. In fact, taken to its next logical extension, not only is every fictional Star Trek story true, every story ever written about any subject whatsoever is also true. Somewhere, somewhen it is all happening. If you miss the old smooth-headed Klingons and hate the ridges, well, you're in luck. Turns out you've only been watching the adventures of those Klingons that The Powers That Be have chosen to show. The smoothies are still out there insulting bartenders, fueling civil wars and generally running gleefully amuck without any hint of a human-made Augment virus to twist their foreheads one way or the other. More than that, somewhen there's an entire Star Trek series featuring the adventure of Christopher Pike and where no one has ever heard of James T. Kirk. The Rihannsu are the true Romulans, regardless of what happens or doesn't happen on screen. And, yes, somewhen out there, the captain and the first officer have finally given in to their deep and burning- Well. You get the idea. So, when the question comes up again in about ten minutes, "What is in the canon?" you now have the final answer. Everything, folks. Everything. IDIC.